Hobnob with giant sloths, capybaras & mastodons at city’s Paleontology Museum

We were strolling along Ajijic’s Malecón with new friends. One of them gazed at the placid waters with dreamy eyes and began to tell us stories of amazing animals with exotic names like Megatherium and Gomphothere, creatures which used to frolic alongside the lake in prehistoric times.

“A couple of them got stuck in the mud here ... and you should have seen how my father’s eyes lit up when he found their bones back in 2000,” one of them said.

Well, the speaker turned out to be Diana Solórzano, former director of Guadalajara’s Museo de Paleontologia and daughter of Jalisco’s most famous paleontology expert, Federico Solórzano, indefatigable collector of ancient bones and founder of the museum.

On discovering that we had never visited the museum, which is located at the east end of Agua Azul Park, Diana immediately offered to give us a special tour of the place. A week later we met her in front of the impressive skeleton of that very Gomphothere her father had excavated from shores of Lake Chapala 15 years earlier. This elephant-like creature stood 2.5 meters tall, weighed 6,000 kilos and had curved tusks about 3.5 meters long. It roamed western Mexico 13,000 years ago and is a suitable symbol for the Paleontology Museum, which took second place in a poll conducted by the magazine México Desconocido for “Best Cultural Attraction in Guadalajara.” Of course, the famous Cabañas Institute came in first, but had I known how interesting choice number two was, I would have checked it out long ago.

Federico Solórzano was born in 1922 and developed a yen for bone collecting when he was just eight years old. “Every one of them has a story to tell,” he would later say, “and believe it or not, they speak to me.” He studied pharmaceutical chemistry and biology, but fossils were always his true love and he became a self-taught paleontologist. Over the years, his private collection grew and grew until finally – rather than hoarding his treasures for himself – he chose to share them with anyone interested in western Mexico’s fascinating past.

Want to discover this ancient world? Just step into the museum. Here you’ll find the sabre-toothed cat which went extinct 10,000 years ago and whose remains have only been found in North and South America. Take a few steps and find yourself face-to-face with a capybara, a fuzzy, adorable-looking creature whose modern-day descendants are still the world’s largest rodents, weighing up to 66 kilos. In Pleistocene times they were lots bigger and frolicked around Lake Chapala in great numbers.

Amble on and you’ll discover a mammoth tooth as big as a beach ball with a table telling you how to determine the age of a mammoth by looking at its molars.

But not all these fossils are gigantic. One of the most fascinating of all is the teeny skeleton of Tapatia occidentalis, a little live-bearing, sweet-water fish less than 20 millimeters (0.79 inches) long which once lived near Amatitán in what is now the Santa Rosa Canyon. This extinct fish which was given such a charming name, happens to be a relative of Ameca splendens, a native of the Teuchitlán River and, itself, now in danger of extinction.

As you move through the museum, you discover that Solórzano was also fascinated by geology. His collection of minerals is mind-boggling and even includes several genuine meteorites, older than the earth itself.

Perhaps the most educational exhibit in the museum is “The Bridge,” which takes you above a simulated sandy plain dotted with skeletons and bones which visitors are challenged to identify. There’s even an ongoing archaeologist’s dig where you can learn about the painstaking process of excavating and documenting bones or artifacts on site.

At the end of your tour of the museum, a wonderful surprise awaits you: a temporary exhibit (opened November 1) of pure fantasy entitled “Fantasía Prehistórica II.” This room is peopled with over 50 strange and enchanting beings created by artist and poet Alberto Meillón. Having looked at so many skeletons in the museum, we suddenly find whimsical creatures made of everything from fishbones and seashells to flotsam and jetsam. Here you will cross paths with the improbably long-legged Queloniodon, the fearsome Scorpionis tenax and the world’s only fossil of the utterly bizarre Kandinskysaurus. If this exhibit turns on your creative juices, in the last room of the museum you can become the creator of a new being the world has never seen before. Just put together the magnetic wings and body parts of your choice and snap a selfie of you and your new creation.

The Museo de Paleontología Federico A. Solórzano Barreto is open Tuesday to Saturday from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. and Sundays from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. It’s located at Roberto Michel 520 at the corner of González Gallo, Telephone: (33) 3619-5560 and (33) 3619-7043; also see museodepaleontologia.gob.mx. Admission is 20 pesos, free for anyone over 60 or under 12.