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Judgment Day etiquette

It appears that Israel is “rebuilding the Temple,” in Jerusalem.  This is the third temple predicted in the Old Testament and a prophetic antecedent to the “End Times.” Which will include Judgment Day, with a halftime show sponsored by Coors Light.

Theological scholar Dr. Diana Butler Bass claims that after the “the Temple-building ... Jesus will return to Earth and vanquish all God’s enemies.”  With any luck, that will include “evangelists” living like princes, who claim to have undoctored videos of their pet camel squeezing through the eye of a needle.

Honestly, I can’t wait.

Dr. Anthony Fauci will also be explaining to Jesus the importance of wearing a mask. Yes, Covid-19 will still be peaking, especially in Florida.

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