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The annual Xmas Eve animal summit

There’s an old Mexican folktale that claims at midnight on Christmas Eve the animals – goats and pigs, cows and sheep, and whoever just happens to drop by, most in a misanthropic mood, including the wise old owl, who occasionally speaks in Latin – will lay about the barn and discuss vital issues until dawn.

A source, who wishes to remain anonymous, claims to have hidden in a hay loft and acquired records of last year’s discussions, along with an unfortunate case of Lyme disease.

Last year, I promised to share these Christmas Eve conferences with you. So here are the 15 most discussed subjects from the previous year, captured on various concealed smartphones and confirmed by voice recognition experts.

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