This week will be the one-year anniversary of the Trump administration’s first deportations of aliens crossing into the United States from Mexico. But these immigrants were neither Mexicans nor Hispanics.
Mysterious footage from last February shows “a fleet of UFOs” flying over the Mexico-U.S. border and suddenly disappearing. The UFO monitoring group Secureteam10m which gathers such videos worldwide, said, “The footage was captured on the Tijuana border and shows seven or eight shining objects that drew the attention of the customs and border officers on duty who were so enthralled by the flying objects they ditched their posts to watch and film the display” until the crafts vanished ... or were probably brought down to Area 51 because they were carrying more than three ounces of shampoo.
Border guards were questioned. Conservatives believe they came to abduct Americans for a physical examination in exchange for a free vacation to Saturn where they could buy timeshares overlooking liquid methane. Or that they were smuggling bootleg copies of a conservative favorite: “Leave It to Beaver.” Liberals say this all happened on a Wednesday and claim the spacecraft was simply looking for a Wednesday workday, because they don’t have Wednesdays on Saturn. They also believe the visitors were seeking sanctuary and turned away on trumped-up charges of refusing to declare that they visited a farm. Who knows!
What we do know is that in 2017, according to Secureteam 10, there had been an uptick in these sightings of UFOs traveling north in our hemisphere, but quickly disappearing without a trace. What if these were super-intelligent aliens and they were refused entry into the United States based on a scurrilous attack on their planet hygiene?