Few things darken the clouds here at Lakeside like an improperly functioning ATM machine.
The machine is as dead as an iron Katrina skeleton if it has no cash. Worst of all, it assumes an attitude of “Go away, and get a job!” You feel like a straggler looking for a handout.
Now, if that isn’t scary enough for Halloween, consider the life-threatening experience of losing your most vital economic tool, your “CARD,” to an ATM.
Given their function and my personal experience here, I have concluded that these money feeders may all have their own personalities.